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"Tell a man about IB, and you hurt him for a day. Teach a man the IB, and you scar him for a lifetime."


"IB Student to her aunt: I can't talk right now, this is IB hell week.
Aunt: I hate to break this to you, but real life is harder than highschool.
(IB Student laughs hysterically)"

"IB is in a way like Scientology. It's one of the most evil things on the face of this earth, but once you're in there's no getting out."

"IB is not a path chosen for the faintest of heart. Only for the ones that chose the wrong path."


"English Teacher: If there is a fork in a poem what could it be? What could it mean?

Student 1: A Weapon
Student 2: A choice that must be made
Student 3: A fork in a road
Student 4: It could be that there is a stabbing need for something

Teacher: Have you ever thought that it might just be a fork?"

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