NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS +(special song and you have to guess which one it is)
- Don't be a cock block (to others... because it isn't nice)
- Don't get pregnant or get married drunk (or sober!)
- Return to the classical Viking spirit. Aka Raping and plundering...
- Stop using the E-word
- Get bottled by a Scot for failing resolution nr 4
- Keep a plant alive for more then 3 weeks (which is the record)
- Help people more... unless this would include prostitution, highways in Poland or other shady sexual favours. However donating a kidney -totally ok!
- Stop smoking. Thus ofcourse; Don't start smoking. (only including marlboro red)
- Learn to get more drunk on less alcohol. Show the liver who's the boss.
- Seriousy, DON'T GET PREGNANT!! if such a thing happens we'll put it in a litterbox and ship it to Ellie.
Almost like the ten commandments. Some are more tricky, some are my safe bets... you know, to boost the confidence a bit ;)
Some of them is just a matter of remembering the little pill every morning.
Some I most definitly won't succeed with.... (we all know which one)
And ofc, as promised. A special song :)
I'll end the year with a quote from a very wise man: "My liver is fine... but I think he might be addicted to alcohol"
Mass fornication people. Hope the next decade will be as awesome as this one!!! Which it probably will... consider it's my 20's ;)
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Postat av: engstrom
Love the list, sweetie! but here's a dear message from a certain frenchie: there's a problem in the header. non regrette rien doesn't mean A SHIT, haha. Non, JE NE regrette rien. Löve from France, and french kisses from all of us here.
Postat av: your child-rearer
"we'll put it in a litterbox & ship it to ellie" <3
I will be happy to raise any & all fetal alcohol syndrome bastards of yours, provided that they are as cute as you!
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